Lars: one time we were in art class and someone had left a sandwich on the table unattended and he was ogling it for like 15 minutes, he walked over and picked it up,…tell me funny stories about Mr. Couture, Mr. Ursino, Mrs. Lemcio, etc.
or debbie, sheri, LARS, mark, etc.
oh god excitement.
once Maia and I painted “GULLIBLE” on Lars’ ceiling and J.R told Lars that we spelled gullible wrong and he was really serious about it and he was like, trying to hurt our feelings and I googled GULLIBLE and this was after we had already painted “GULLIBLE” spelled like that on the ceiling and J.R was wrong obviously and that was funny. another time I was crossing the tiles of the art portable above my head during classtime and Lars came over and STOOD OVER ME WITH HIS LEGS ON EITHER SIDE OF ME and was like “wut r u doin” and I was like “wut R U DOIN” once I don’t know if you remember Carla since she was at Nova for like just one year in her forensics class I licked a blood sample and told everybody I did that and she freaked out and was like “NEVER LICK SAMPLES GUYS LESSON NUMBER 1” I also looked at my pubic hair under the microscope in Eyva’s lab in that class (srry guys), I can’t even share my Sheri stories because all the god ones are sworn to secrecy, once I told Eyva that Paul told me he was my “mistress” and she loudly repeated that to the rest of the class because of how terribly hilarious that was and everybody looked at me like WOAH, another time I brought the Explorer 1 satellite into Mark’s old room at the Horace Mann building and used it as a prop for a presentation I was doing about Wernher von Braun and NOBODY CARED. Everybody just sat in the room and looked at me and I explained “The Explorer 1 satellite was launched atop a Juno rocket (OFF THA TOP OF MY HEADS BEE-ATTCHES) 12 of these satellites were produced 10 were destroyed or launched and two remain on the surface of the planet this is one of them my dad took it (with permission from his ‘superior’) from the basement of JPL in California” nobody cared roomful of nova students stoned, jc. the other explorer 1 satellite is literally hanging in the smithsonian air + space beauty in wash d.c comics. yeah? like the explorer 1 satellite was the first object our country ever put in space it’s like, sputnik, but american. ground control to major tom??
i can’t make myself write out nova stories right now, but ragna, i am close to tears
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